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Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.
Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
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Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions
You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!
by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025
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Wild Ones

They are the inhabitants of "The Jungle." Normally they have no chill, and are of the ape species.
They look like wild ones
by Buster Moon January 14, 2022
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Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019
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one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023
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