Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate

Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local

by Justdatiler January 18, 2022

Hole in One

When a man has sex with a woman on a first date.

"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."

by Celeritas 13 September 12, 2020

One direction

The band that stole millions of hearts. Non-directioners will not understand that they aren't "just a band". They are so much more. They all also fucking liars. It's been 6 years since they went on their "18 month break". Where the FUCK are they now. Anyways we forever miss them but we should know by now that the chances of them reuniting are way way higher than the chance of them getting back together as a band. They are much happier and stress free with their solo careers. Whatever happens, I will still love them because they have impacted me for the rest.of.my.life

"you like one one direction? They suck!"
"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"

by 1Dratatata August 12, 2021

Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex. The sooner you take it, the better it works.

Shop for Plan B One-Step your way: on‑shelf in the family planning aisle or buy online and pick up in‑store or curbside. No ID, no Rx required.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018

One Dip Zip

It's during a sexual intercourse. The male dips one time then finishes and zips his pants. This happens maybe the first time the male has sexual intercourse and it's quite embarrassing.

Guy: Dude i completely embarrased myself last night with Janna.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.

by SiXeH November 23, 2013