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Founded by Coaxke and PC Speaker during a Keystone Ice induced drunken haze in late 2004, Futuristic Sex Robotz is the one and only Gangster Nerd Rap group. Futuristic Sex Robotz dishes out the cold, hard truth with skill and creativity unlike anything the internet has seen before.
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There is only Futuristic Sex Robotz. Accept no substitute.
Founded by Coaxke and PC Speaker during a Keystone Ice induced drunken haze in late 2004, Futuristic Sex Robotz is the one and only Gangster Nerd Rap group. Futuristic Sex Robotz dishes out the cold, hard truth with skill and creativity unlike anything the internet has seen before.
Available for download at no charge, "Hotel Coral Essex" is Futuristic Sex Robotz's full-length Gangster Nerd Rap masterpiece. Covering topics such as LiveJournal, World of Warcraft, Lieutenant Commander Data, and Trusted Computing, respect is given to those who are deserving, while mercy is denied from those who offend our ears or threaten our technological freedom.
There is only Futuristic Sex Robotz. Accept no substitute.
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Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
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the girl if my dreams. she was standing in front of me with a white button up half unbuttoned and lace panties. she had legs and tits for days. she was getting ready for a date with her bf and i was so so jealous. she turned and looked at me and i couldn’t help myself. i walked up to her, grabbed her waist, and kissed her. she kissed me back and i started undoing the rest if her buttons. i looked at her and saw her nipples poking through her lacy black bra that matched her sexy panties. i lightly caressed her massive tits and unhooked her bra, revealing them in full glory. i fondled them as i kissed her then started sucking them. then i leaned back and stripped for her as she started rubbing her clit over her panties and stared at me. then i went back to her and ate her pussy. i started licking and she moaned and whispered “yes baby keep going. make me cum. yes baby my god.” i licked, kissed, and nibbled while playing with her boobs. i looked up and she gave me crazy fuck me eyes. then she twerked on my face and tasted all her juices. after i finished she returned the favor. then we sixty-nined and she moaned my name all night. “OH FUCK YES THATS SO GOOD YES BABY!” then we scissored. she grinded her pussies together so good that she squirted on my leg. needless to say: her bf got dumped that night and we make love everynight now.
the girl if my dreams. she was standing in front of me with a white button up half unbuttoned and lace panties. she had legs and tits for days. she was getting ready for a date with her bf and i was so so jealous. she turned and looked at me and i couldn’t help myself. i walked up to her, grabbed her waist, and kissed her. she kissed me back and i started undoing the rest if her buttons. i looked at her and saw her nipples poking through her lacy black bra that matched her sexy panties. i lightly caressed her massive tits and unhooked her bra, revealing them in full glory. i fondled them as i kissed her then started sucking them. then i leaned back and stripped for her as she started rubbing her clit over her panties and stared at me. then i went back to her and ate her pussy. i started licking and she moaned and whispered “yes baby keep going. make me cum. yes baby my god.” i licked, kissed, and nibbled while playing with her boobs. i looked up and she gave me crazy fuck me eyes. then she twerked on my face and tasted all her juices. after i finished she returned the favor. then we sixty-nined and she moaned my name all night. “OH FUCK YES THATS SO GOOD YES BABY!” then we scissored. she grinded her pussies together so good that she squirted on my leg. needless to say: her bf got dumped that night and we make love everynight now.
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A day later...
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