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Bag Bashing

The act of bashing ones colostomy bag whilst having sex. Can include more than one person having a bag, where both parties have bag one will be bashed and bashing.
Did you hear about Eddie? Eddie and his girlfriend are into bag Bashing, they both have colostomy bags and bash the shit out of each other until they burst.
by Slutcunt69 December 25, 2020
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Bean Bagging

When a female places her clitoris directly on someone or something
Stacy got drunk last night and kept bean bagging me!
by hoopbaby September 6, 2018
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european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
mugGet the european ass bagmug.

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.
by Razzhead January 11, 2008
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rag bag

(rgbg)
n.
1. a bag for storing odd rags
2. a confused assortment; jumble a ragbag of ideas
3. Informal a scruffy or slovenly person
4. an individual that frequents Texaco during the Christmas break
Ann Cheney: "Ohhhh look at those guuuuys...(lust)"
in unison> Hunter and Erika: "Umm look at those rag bags getting out of that stupid huge truck- wearing Ed Hardy...trying to be $ 30,000 millionares.
by RIKKI2715 February 27, 2011
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Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019
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Bag Bearer

Bearer reffers to someone who "Bears" or Carries something.

The word bag bearer, is the person who carries THE bag. The bag is sacred to whomever is given the title "Bag Bearer". The bag bearer has to have certain abilities, such as, looking extremely emo, being very unfit and fat, smoking just to look cool, and many other "great" abilities.
"Silly Bag!"

"BAG BEARER! Where's my WAFFLES!?!?!"

"LOL. BAG!"
by LOL JESUS IS HERE INIT SON March 29, 2009
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