where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

by DramaFreak March 16, 2008

you need some milk

when someone is acting hella rude or irritating they need some milk

Daniya: Girl if you don't move out my way.
Jaylyn: Honey you need some milk.

by ilovefries4life August 11, 2016

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

i tell you what

A phrase commonly used by people in the South. Can be used in the beginning or end of a sentence. Common to Texans, it is used as a whole sentence, with nothing before or after it.

Bill Engvall talking about Texans: "Man, I tell you what."
"What?"
"I told you."

by Nicolee March 14, 2012

What makes you beautiful

An amazing song written by the British boyband One Direction. It is their first single.

"Jesus Christ, 'what makes you beautiful' is amazing."

by Onedirectioninfectioner August 17, 2011

godspeed you black emperor!

In all fairness, whether GYBE! is the best band ever or the worst bad ever in your opinion depends on how you feel about completely pure, drawn out music. The shortest song of theirs I know is almost 11 minutes long, and as far as I know, none of their music has been touched by synth pads or anything that's not an actual intsrument.

I want to listen to "Providence" by GYBE!, but I have to leave in half an hour.

by Lars Atomica July 15, 2003