Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.

Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.

by Carl Morning November 8, 2018

Bag Hingerman

The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast

by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

Scum bag

Someone who tells another person to sell Dogecoin and not hold!

This scumbag told me to sell high and buy low, and when I sold at .33 it went to the Fuggin moon!

He’s such a scum bag

by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021

Slut Face Hoe Bag

Kelly.

Look at that Slut Face Hoe Bag. Must be Kelly.

by GOTCHA22 May 28, 2014

Turkey bag

Anal insemination by an inside out meth bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.

by Sugui July 13, 2022

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023