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Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.
There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”
by Microkitten November 3, 2023
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Bag Hingerman

The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast
by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023
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Scum bag

Someone who tells another person to sell Dogecoin and not hold!
This scumbag told me to sell high and buy low, and when I sold at .33 it went to the Fuggin moon!

He’s such a scum bag
by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021
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A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it
bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it
by lil shart May 10, 2025
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bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.
by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017
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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021
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Turkey bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.
by Sugui July 13, 2022
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