butt hurt

you’re so salty, you get mad easily, and you can’t take a joke one bit!

Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not

*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶

by geetotheE May 5, 2019

Butt-faced

“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “

“Butt-faced”

Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.

by Russ77 May 7, 2019

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

butt fuck am

When you wake up before anyone else in your time zone. Aka too fucking early

I had to wake up at butt fuck AM to go to practice

by Markynark May 11, 2019

Butt nausea

When you have the same feeling that you're about to throw up, but from your butt. See also "rectal emesis"

" you ever have butt nausea?"

"Dane what the fuvk is butt nausea?"

by Sleve McDichael May 12, 2019

front butt

Front butt occurs when your formerly curvey butt went around to the front and looks like you are pregnant and your formerly flat stomach went around to the back and now your butt is completely flat

After she had 3 kids, she had a nasty case of front butt.

by T4meplease May 12, 2019

Stubborn Butt

when someone is constipated from eating too much of one type of food or not enough fiber to easily pass a bowel

The other day Claire had stubborn butt from eating too much cheese. Yo man your farts smell rank, you must have stubborn butt.

by Snavely79 February 25, 2019