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Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020
mugGet the Shit Bagmug.

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.
My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
mugGet the Texas Brown Bagmug.

drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.
When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!
by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 30, 2018
mugGet the drag the bagmug.

heafty bag

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks
by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017
mugGet the heafty bagmug.

Bag is under 23Kg

I'm Travelling /i have a flight / I'm travelling to somewhere ( used for flights only )
Defined by @kuvosh
*****successful****
: Hey man lets go for a road trip on thursday

:sorry man my bag is under 23Kg
by kuvosh August 5, 2025
mugGet the Bag is under 23Kgmug.

BAG

Friend 1- Damn, Dre got that bag son.
Friend 2- Ikr she bad lihh shii
by McFlyy💦 June 23, 2016
mugGet the BAGmug.

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