Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.
by GazzyThirdLeg September 22, 2015
by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023
A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 08, 2022
by Scotterbug October 26, 2022
Guy: *fucks Girl hard*
Girl: *moans*
Guy: *jizzes in Girl's pussy*
Girl: *looks at Guy's M bag* Omg, I had sex with a fucking nerd!
Guy: Oh shit! *teleports away like a...wierd...person?*
Girl: What the fuck?
Girl: *moans*
Guy: *jizzes in Girl's pussy*
Girl: *looks at Guy's M bag* Omg, I had sex with a fucking nerd!
Guy: Oh shit! *teleports away like a...wierd...person?*
Girl: What the fuck?
by Sn-OOOOOH! March 12, 2010
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?
“Suck my knob!”
“Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 03, 2020