Shit-mitt

A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.

Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.

by Bobby Cumbucket May 21, 2006

Dic Shit

nor a dic or a shit but some stupid ass that does nothing but bother the fuck out of people

my cousin salim is a real dic shit

by some guy you shouldnt talk to =) November 14, 2007

Shit bomb

You shit in a balloon, fill the bag with helium, tie it and watch it fly away. It will pop and shit with land on someone. You can do this with a water balloon and throw it at someone from a roof.

Dood lets shit bomb that chick. She will flip the fuck out then let's grab her and run.

by Giiggllez July 15, 2013

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

Shit For Dicks

an example of shit for dicks, is the state of being of having your dick, made of shit.

"Hey Shit For Dicks"- Cbas

"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama

by CBAS CBAS CBAS CBAS December 11, 2011

SHIT POT

the name really old fashioned grandparents(who don't know how to show affection) use to call their grandchildren (usually newborns) just because they shit ALOT

grandpa: wherez that little shit pot at
newborn: WAHHHHHHHH

by a.c.m.a September 7, 2011

shit in the bath

Came into common use following a legendary drunken accident in the Donegal Gaeltacht.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.

"The last train's just left, mate"
"Och,you're jokin, shit in the bath!"

by d'ye mind March 2, 2005