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cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
by chives66441 June 11, 2021
mugGet the cunt cakemug.

Cunt

by Prestige November 30, 2016
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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Cunt

This was written on a slip of paper on my til by one of my coworkers.
Hym "Russell Brand's wife is kind of weird looking.... But YES. Cunt was written on my til. And that is the reason Russell is talking about this."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt

Cunt is a vulgar term for female genitalia, and is used as a term of disparagement for females and males.
An obnoxious example of humanity with absolutely no redeeming features.
Calculus made easy is a cunt
by Redacted June 3, 2015
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Stage Left Cunts

the divas who dance and fool around backstage during rehearsal in the stage left wing

AKA: SLC
friend: *twerking on set pieces backstage to the beat of the music*

me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now
by yfih14 September 17, 2025
mugGet the Stage Left Cuntsmug.

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
by TradStick49 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Get Cooked Cuntmug.

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