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Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
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fat bag

Fat Bag is used to identify a furry mammal that is coated in mouldable stretchy skin.
Person: "come here Fat Bag"

Fat Bag: "woof"
by archie fitzpatrick January 25, 2022
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bags

Are we getting the 'bags' in or what
by Fazbulla January 26, 2022
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Bag

Bag is referring to cocaine
Jake has 1 sip of a bundy and fiens for it.

Any context of any conversation and the word “bag” gets brought up. Everyone looks at everyone and says. “bag”
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
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Bag

Bag is referring to cocaine
Jake has 1 sip of a bundy and fiens for it.

Any context of any conversation and the word “bag” gets brought up. Everyone looks at everyone and says. “bag”
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
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Bag Job

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime
He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.
by Bob Wire January 30, 2022
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hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars
by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022
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