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Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
mugGet the Bag Head Syndromemug.

Bag

Bag is referring to cocaine
Jake has 1 sip of a bundy and fiens for it.

Any context of any conversation and the word “bag” gets brought up. Everyone looks at everyone and says. “bag”
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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Pinching bag

Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.
Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?

Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
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banana bag

What trey does to andria
I am going to banana bag you in the face
by Andirose May 16, 2018
mugGet the banana bagmug.

Bagging Pork

Putting the boots to the old lady after a big meal.
We were going to go out for ice cream after dinner but we figured bagging pork would be more fun.
by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022
mugGet the Bagging Porkmug.

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.
"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?
by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019
mugGet the Tire Bagmug.

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