dick dweeb

a dick dweeb is a derogative term for someone whose being a dweeb and a dick at the same time.

Nathan, stop being a dick dweeb!

by mbre August 2, 2010

Frumple Dick

1) A state which occurs when ones dick is crumpled and infested with fungus. No cure is known.{

2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.

"Dude, I got swimming in a pond and got a bad case of frumple dick."

Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"

by Friendly Tom May 5, 2010

Dick Diva

A girl who will do anything to get some. Puts a dick before a friend or anything else. A trick.

Ashley: Why does she mess around with every dude she meets?
Trevon: Cause she's a dick diva and nothin else matters.

by Mrs. Fab April 21, 2009

dick tripping

When you consume enough drugs you experiment (sexually) with the same sex.

Jake and Bobby were both dick tripping that night. I blame it on the mushrooms and meth.

by MasterJoeInYoFace May 3, 2009

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

dick theory

The theory that if one acts like a dick to a dick, all that results is a pile of gayness. Usually applied to internet arguements.

"You're a dick!"

"No, YOU'RE a dick!"

*Thread ruined*

IE: Dick Theory

by Dervishx5 December 14, 2008

dick bucket

Sherry Fuge i.e minging whore bag

that bird is a dick bucket

by sretch5000 January 3, 2008