Zombie Pot Pie

A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.

I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.

by Daywalkerer November 11, 2010

Zarbie

Similar in type to a cougar; a woman advancing in age who maintains an illusion of youth. Typically found with bleached blonde hair, surgically altered facial structure, and ill-suited/youth oriented clothing. Often found with dead-dead eyes focused only on material expressions of identity. Formed from the words "Barbie" (the doll) and Zombie (the living dead)

Check out that Zarbie...She's like 15 going on 74.

by Zone Undermind October 31, 2008

Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

by HalfBlood December 9, 2008

Zombie Hitler

Contrary to popular trolling, Zombie Hitler is not the final hidden boss on any of the Call of Duty: Zombies games.

I used a glitch to get to lvl 2638 on COD Zombies, AND I STILL DON'T SEE NO MUTHAFUCKIN' ZOMBIE HITLER!!!

by Danmeister April 23, 2011

zombie issue

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

by xnlover May 16, 2013

zombie shift

Working the late or closing shift, only to have the opening shift the next day.

I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"

by Lunch-box January 19, 2014

zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead

I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu

by SunnyDay April 9, 2014