Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

by melychanely November 27, 2020

neet food

Food that a NEET (unemployed, and not seeking employment, or education) would eat.

Neet: hey! Pass the chicken tendies! You: oh! You mean the NEET food?

by rebelforce December 1, 2016

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 4, 2012

unauthorized foods

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.

Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.

by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020

purse food

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

by food, fas food, old, gross February 25, 2011

flower food

(metaphorically) dead, not longer alive, buried

She's dead, Mike. She's never gonna come back. She's feeding worms. She's flower food.

by Alexander Pup September 22, 2008

borrowing food

When someone has breakfast, lunch or dinner by taking bites out of other people's food.

Are you gonna get lunch today?

No I'll just eat some of yours

Man you gotta stop borrowing food

by Z. E. W. March 6, 2008