self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

self dabba

Indirectly talking about yourself in a group .

Venky does so much self dabba at times !

by arcadiansmokerz January 4, 2016

Self harm

Something where someone who may or may not be suicidal either cuts into there arms and legs or burns them selves, it is a copping stragady.

Omg did you see Libby today she has cuts all on her arm

I know she probably self harms

Yeah bet it’s for attention

No she could be dealing with some shit it’s not our business

by Unicornofdeath_ June 30, 2018

note to self

Spoken or demonstrative reminder to alter behavior or conduct a future task, often intended to be humorous or self-deprecating.

Note to self; think twice before walking backwards.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

self-starter

a person who is sufficiently motivated or ambitious to start a new career or business or to pursue further education without the help of others.

Rob has never got the background of a marketing, but what awesome job he did. He definitely is a self-starter

by Rayman13 June 24, 2015

self expression

1.) The act of one person screaming at the top of their lungs in a crowd. 2.) The act of a person or group of people doing something odd or gay. 3.) One or more people choosing to behave in a certain form or fashion that does not adhere to socially acceptable codes.

Look at that group using self expression.

This bar is full of drunks and self expression.

Those clothes are full of self expression.

by J September 11, 2003

self-isolate

A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling

Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right

by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020