Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.
Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

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It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
by Damandan October 29, 2010
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Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.
"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"
by Koor November 21, 2004
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Doc Browning

A sexual scientific act in which one party peers into the anus of the other individual. This is done with either an empty paper towel roll or preferably a plastic table matt which is rolled up and inserted into the anus. When performing this erotic nerdy act please try to make mention of giggawatts in some regard or you can literally quote Doc Brown and say "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour....your going to seensome serious shit"
Chelsea wants to get her Doc Browning on but hates all the Tinder Douche bags. Chels will probably just Doc Brown herself .
by chelsea666 October 31, 2016
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kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
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that kieran brown is a complete waist of time
by myman42 May 07, 2019
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lauren brown

Lauren brown is a dancer. she's annoying and nice at the same time. I am secretly in love with her but nobody knows. She is sweet, sexy and always looks like she is eating something sour. She is a hottie and she often uses the potty! She is an awful writer but is even worse at math. Not sure why I love her so much, go get yourself a lauren today!
her face looks sour, she must be a lauren brown.
by bobthebrownie March 26, 2018
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The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
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Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. May 27, 2012
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