Log Wanker

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion

In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.

by Jeff Hicks May 31, 2005

Gym Wanker

A person who obviousy doesn't go to the gym often if even at all, but decides to go once and attempts to workout but does all the workouts for the machines incorrectly and afterwards believes they still got a legitimate work out in and may even post on social media about how they "got a good workout in "even though they didn't legitimatly do one.

Guy to his bro: Hey who's that new guy in the gym?

Bro: Oh, he's nobody. That's just a Gym Wanker, look he's not even doing his workouts correctly, lol

by Jrisc96 November 04, 2015

Bus wanker

People standing waiting for a bus at the bus stop

Lad 1: Look at those bus wankers
Lad 2: Classic banter mate

by Bantersarusrex June 12, 2015

virginal wanker

A looser who is teased by his mates for not knowing his way around a woman's pussy.

Mate: Did you go down on her?

Looser : I touched it but something smelled, what was that?

Mate: Your a fucking virginal wanker

by Bzjohnny October 17, 2009

Wanker's remorce

The felling a man can experience post ejaculation..that lonely, digusted in yourself felling..short lived by unenjoyable

'Mate had the worst wanker's remorce last night..had a long jerk session, only to finish felling like i should'nt have!

'chin up pal, happens to the best of us'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 08, 2009

Guitar Wanker

Also known as the Power Chord Rape, where a person continously plays power chords on there guitar. It also applies to Bass Players who just play the Root Notes, there known as, wait there not even known at all or even heard for that matter. He's just the guy jerking it in the back who wishes he had a significant effect on the band like Les Claypool (Primus) or Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) did in there bands. ex. Bass player who's never heard- Any Mainstream "Rock" Band or "Punk" Band.
Though Guitar Wanking/Power Chord Rape can be okay at times, it is acceptable only if you add a kick ass guitar solo, or even a guitar solo for that matter to the song.
Guitar Wankers that I recommand listening to are:
Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Greg Ginn- Black Flag
Steve Jones- Sex Pistols
Johnny Ramone- The Ramones
James Iha- Smashing Pumpkins

Those are just a few examples, I'd recommand Punk, Hardcore Punk or even some Rock Music. So I hope you enjoy there wanking.

Example of one of the good Guitar Wankers.

Guy: Dude! Dude! Listen to Kurt Cobain wank that Guitar!
Guy 2: Oh shit here comes the solo!
Guy: Oh my god! Kurt's guitar has reached orgasm.
Guy 2: I had an orgasm in my ears too!
Guy: ahhh geez... hmm, lets listen to some Megadeth now!
Guy 2: Jesus, we're music whores.
Guy: Well, its better than being a Justin Bieber whore.
Guy 2: Yeah true.

Note: Bands posted are friggen awesome.

by Pure Fun August 13, 2010

yearbook wanker

A person who jacks off while looking at an image of someone from a yearbook.

"Oi cunt, you fucking yearbook wanker"
"What can I say, she's hot"

by DudeP3 October 03, 2019