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millitant vegan

A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!
Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!
by Friendlyvegan December 29, 2016
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Nemo Vegan

Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.
As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.
by RangerGeek September 15, 2019
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Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.
I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!
by boom_infinite May 7, 2022
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vegan party

Gay ass term made by Andy
"Quite the vegan party u got going there"
by Facebook life May 4, 2018
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Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?
Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.
by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025
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Vegan Water

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"
by Nerinhul April 19, 2023
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Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
by Goose9461 September 5, 2022
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