tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

Tunilla

When a female area smells like tuna and they try to cover it with cheap perfume. (Specifically vanilla, but can be used in general.)

Dat dumb bitch smell like tunilla.

by j3rk January 18, 2009

Tuna Chair

A chair that has been permeated with the stank of tuna crotch. Typically is found in an obese female WoW player's room.

Dude that fat skanks tuna chair nearly made me throw up.

by WoodSchlong March 30, 2009

Tunnel Salad

v. A sexual act; to seal the entire anal cavity of a partner with the provider's lips and to blow. The expectation is that the anal cavity expands with air to form a tunnel.

Sean couldn't stop farting after Rick gave him his first Tunnel Salad.

by saboosh January 4, 2012

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

Tunapuna sec girls

They does horn. They is lesbian.they is hoes

Them tunapuna sec girls is rel hoes

by Djdjkddkekdl October 31, 2019

cockal tunnel syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

by drew 100 March 1, 2007