trick fatty

Someone who posts misleading photos on websites, blogs, etc. that makes him/her look more attractive than he/she really is. Often done by either posting just a facial shot, or those angular, emo-ish photos.

"Dude, I just found this girl on facebook who I am totally going to marry!"

"Man, I hate to say it, but I had a class with her, she's trick fatty."

by mightybalthazar September 15, 2008

track whore

The whoriest of the whores. So desprate for cock they will chase male horses on a track.

Damn, that girl did like three dudes and an elephant in one hour. Yea she's a track whore for sure.

by the great cornholio February 17, 2005

dick trick

When a man masturbates 3 times in one day, similar to a hat trick in hockey or soccer.

Dude I did a dick trick yesterday, and now my penis hurts.

by s.latch October 17, 2008

trackie-daks

A tracksuit. This term is very commonly used in Australia.

I walked to the shop in my old trackie-daks and thongs.

by Random September 3, 2003

Velvet Hat Trick

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.

1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.

by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Japanese bonus track

If you're someone like me (one who feels incomplete without having every album/EP/song from a band) these can get EXTREMELY annoying. For some reason which I don't know (I was told by a friend that it was some sort of agreement Japan had with the music industry) they always get them.

Person A: YES!! I finally have every song by DragonForce!
Person B: I think you forgot about those Japanese bonus tracks that appear on all their albums.
Person A: What?
Person B: You don't have 'Where Dragons Rule', 'Cry of the Brave' and 'E.P.M.'.
*Person B walks away*
Person A: My life is over *sniff*
*Person A pulls out a gun*

by gets annoyed when this happens March 7, 2009

jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that involves directly stating what you want your subject to believe.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for."

by Philip L. Welch February 13, 2004