by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020

by Soulja Chris May 1, 2008

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much
2. A person who jerks off too much
"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."
"Have you seen our roommate?"
"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."
"Have you seen our roommate?"
"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022
