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Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
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Post Malonalisa

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
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Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.
You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.
by sneaksby December 8, 2020
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post yeh

Its been a long day at work. I just wanna go home and post yeh
by Mr.postyeh March 14, 2019
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post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.
Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro
by notryan0rz August 15, 2018
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Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
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Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
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