Dropping the kids off at the pool

A term meaning to have a bowel movement; to POOP!

"HAHAHA Dawg, im dropping the kids off at the pool." -Bird Turd

"I want to go swimming :("- Doo Doo Brain

by Birdie<3/ Bird Turd February 24, 2011

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The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.

While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool

by hlavity February 15, 2008

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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

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drop the kids at the pool

When a guy jacks off in anticapation of having sex with a woman later.

Hold on baby, I need to drop the kids at the pool then I'll be ready!

by Bobanam July 31, 2006

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drop the kids off at the pool

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.

"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

by Ballsacteabaghard. November 20, 2007

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