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cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
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Cougars

Most Paterson Public Schools mascot. To be honest it is very overrated. 6.532/10.
kid 1 - ur school is cougars?
kid 2 - m.
kid 1 - 9,25,23,24,2,6,1,1,3,44,6,7,6, or 13?
kid 2 - i do not even know.
by budthebuilder October 14, 2022
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Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.
I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.
by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009
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More Cougarness

When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.
Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness
by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023
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cougar

a predatory person who goes after younger individuals in order to date them; stay away from one and know that they are always lurking. They looks normal, but have manipulative ways.
Chelsea is such a cougar, her last boyfriend was ten years old!”
by lamont-lover May 6, 2022
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