Behemoth tinkle

When you piss so hard that it turns into a fucking piss monster and explodes the bathroom with sheer force of piss alone

Wow that behemoth tinkle was more powerful than the Death Star

The nerve to impale me with your behemoth tinkle

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

Free Thinker

Free thinking is when you say your thoughts out loud with no filter, whatever comes in your head comes out of your mouth. Having no regards for societal judgement and consequences but still considering the right morals. Being a Free Thinker doesn't mean you are ignorant to society, just not phased by it. Resist conformity towards societal norms of keeping thoughts to yourself by being free

Sean is such a free thinker he just says things that come to his head

by swervest October 23, 2022

fear tinkle

Ted the lemur (from All Hail King Julien) does a fucking pee pee everytime he gets scared.

Clip from “The Butterfly War”

Julien: Okay, we’re in the cave. What now?
Ted: I just fear tinkled…
Other lemurs: *begin chattering about the tinkle*

by thishiddenketchup February 15, 2023

OVERTHINKING THINKER

it means that u are over thinking so hard that u start to think about the fact that you are overthinking because u thought

soo hard

person 1: bro what are u doing
person 2: iam becoming the overthinking thinker
person 1: what does that legit mean
person 2: iam the thinker of gotham

by Shisu1 July 4, 2023

The Thinker

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.

“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”

by NotJohno July 17, 2023

Chody tinklemeyer

It's the act of one guy that spreads his ass checks as far as he can while squatting over the other guys face so that his mustache ccan tickle the inter layer off the brown eye to see it wink back

Every day after work there ain't nothing better then getting cchody tinklemeyer.

by Drocchard August 20, 2024