willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.

What the hell is that, your willy warmer?

by The Asshatter December 18, 2006

Moon-willy

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

by lardy91 January 19, 2015

Willy rocket

A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.

Man, I willy rocketed her good!

by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008

Grassy Willy

A Penis that has not been cared for and become green and infected

Sam had a grassy willy

by Mr A boy March 22, 2017

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 15, 2016

willy whip

The act of smacking a bitch in the face with your willy/cock/penis. Preferably leaving a mushroom shaped mark, thus owning the victim for life. Usually done in a take that sorta of way.

Ha, I was right you were wrong, now ya get a willy whip.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 13, 2014

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 02, 2003