Ghetto Rent

When you buy something from a store intending to abuse the stores lax return policy and return it after you use it for a short period of time.

Wal-Mart and Target are both good for this.

I had to ghetto rent a camera from Target to use on my vacation.

by acid_mojo September 29, 2011

Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.

Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at?

by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011

Ghetto Treesh

A Ghetto Treesh is a woman that belongs to the streets. That also smokes heavily.

Ghetto Treesh she belongs to the streets.

That girl thinks smoking is attractive... she a ghetto treesh.

by TheGhettoooo September 24, 2019

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020

Ghetto Blastoff

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

Ghetto Myspace

noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.

It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.

Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."

Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"

by realhungry2000 November 3, 2011

Ghetto Goose

The annunciation of “huh” when a person from an impoverished area is asking for clarification during conversation, which sounds similar to a goose honking.

You: Sir, do you know where the nearest gas station is?

Ghetto Goose: HUUUHHHHH!?

by Slim_Dikkenz January 24, 2021