French Blowjob

A phrase popularised by Ian Karmel (Head writer Late Late Show), David Gborie (Voice of Comedy Central) and South Dakota's Sean Jordan. The French Blowjob is the act of anal intercourse with a loved one, or at least an acquaintance

Ian told David his girlfriend was on her period, so he got a French Blowjob

by GhostlySpectre March 17, 2020

French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

french lisp

An oral sex maneuver that requires the giver to spread their tongue as large as possible by pressing it against the lower lip and teeth, thereby increasing the surface area of the tongue to provide maximum genital coverage.

I went in to give her the french lisp, and that pussy was so tight I licked her leg to leg!

by Poonberry Associates October 4, 2013

French Toasted

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed

Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021

French Bungus

The act of two male ani touching intimately or romantically.

Jacobsen: Hey, Weatherby, lets experiment with our french bungus technique.

Weatherby: Let me put away my Michael Bolton CD collection then we can French Bungus all night.

by TheBash October 22, 2008

french onion

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

by juyh12 December 6, 2010

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010