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Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.
You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.
by sneaksby December 8, 2020
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Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017
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Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012
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post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.
I decided to give her my number, post lick.
by AnonTupac April 19, 2014
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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
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Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.
Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
by 101atu March 12, 2022
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BILY Post

Stands for “Because I Love You”. The obligatory post humiliating a friend or loved one on a special occasion such as a birthday or wedding.
Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.
by Saucypan May 21, 2019
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