Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012

junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016

Junk Love

Meaning: An attitude towards love where love only means lust. No kind of emotional attachment or connection, just hooking up one after another and it continues until it burns the person out.

This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.

"After he broke up with her, he is into Junk Love. Does he find fulfillment? I doubt."

by retiredretardreturns June 26, 2024

Junk box

Junk box is A piece of shit vehicle/person anyone named Dustin,Aaron and David is a piece of Shit junk box with a little dick a junk box vehicle is a gmc,Chevy,Honda,Acura,bmw,Mercedes and v6 mustangs

Yo David yours such a junk box little ass faggot go suck a dick queer

by Your Mom Is A Hoe December 6, 2019

Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.

That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!

by Just another clown June 20, 2020

junk file

The bottom feeder of crack heads!.. A junk file

The guy was a total junk file looking out for his next hit

by Forbiddentruth August 8, 2022

Junk

A noun usually used to describe someone's stuff (not their cock and balls or vag) a word also created by Isaiah Alexander Patton, but stolen and used by many people

Person 1: It's over for your Junk instant

Person 2: well it's over for your clutter

by YRGkami January 19, 2021