by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025
Get the Goon Spoonmug. by Skibidi sigma gyat May 26, 2024
Get the Flicker goonmug. person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
Get the Not winning the gooning contestmug. To where a male Goons after such a long streak of gooning( typically a few months ) to where his penis starts to grow human anatomy. This is typically reversible until the penis starts to gain sentience and will start too disembark from the human.
I finally Flicker Gooned after months of gooning.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024
Get the Flicker Goonmug. Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
Get the Swedish flicker gooningmug. The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. 