Flocking the Tree

Sexual deviation, a'la Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, etc..

Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells

Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"

by WNN Remote December 31, 2007

floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.

floatin' the river
jorts

by Cougs321 September 25, 2011

Floppie the Banjo Clown

Floppie the Banjo Clown is a fictional character introduced in one of the Blue Man Group's tours. Floppie is supposedly the reason for the popular rock'n'roll hand gesture in which the index and pinky finger are extended (his hair was supposedly shaped like a hand in this position).

-at a rock concert-

Person 1: *makes hand gesture*
Person 2: Payin' a tribute to Floppie the Banjo Clown?
Person 1: Yup!

by Watashi wo Korosu Kudasai October 31, 2009

Flossing the Peanut Butter

To be relaxing, or resting. Normally pronounced "Flossin' da peanut butter."

Katy: "Hey man, what are you up to?"
Tommy: "Oh, just flossing the peanut butter"

by Tommy78 November 7, 2006

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

flog the dolphin

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

by conradical55 January 8, 2011

floss the cat

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.

neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.

by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007