Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Flex

What a 79 series can't do

Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

Thrill flex

An impulse on a whim. Like a copycat shooting. A Thrill Flex with all the News and Social media inspired violence based on young men, not legal adults yet, thinking they can get away with because everyone else is doing it. A Thrill Flex.

He took a gun from his guardian to rob a convenience store because on a Thrill Flex impulse because he felt empowered.

by SLAYING DRAGONS 🐉 June 5, 2022

dickie flex

when a man flexes his peen

wanna watch me dickie flex?
YOU CAN DO THAT??!

by heisnurens November 10, 2021

Cotch Flex

A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.

That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.

by Anonymous792 March 31, 2009

No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015