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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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Best mom ever

Someone (mom) who can be described as “the best mom ever” is someone who is kind, thoughtful, has a big heart and can cheer up your day. These types of moms don’t come alway but if you have one you are lucky!
Me: “My mom is the best mom ever!”
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Cutest person ever

“Wow rithy is the cutest person ever... can I hold his hand omg”-teddy
by FroggyRibbit April 10, 2021
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Cutest Girl Ever

Lizette Addison Tiare Cooper is the cutest girl eve and her boyfriend is so lucky to have her.
Lizette Addison Tiare Cooper is the cutest girl ever.
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TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE

reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!
TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)
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