Doodle-squat is a term for aimlessly drawing or scribbling, often done during boring meetings or classes. It's like turning a piece of paper into a canvas for your wandering mind, producing whimsical or nonsensical sketches.
Usage Example 1: "While the professor droned on about quantum physics, Maria found herself in the world of doodle-squat, creating a menagerie of fantastical creatures."
Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."
Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."
by dgassadf October 13, 2023

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

by CoCo_NUT December 30, 2019

by idnom August 19, 2020

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)
by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020

Doodle is a name for a male rooster, who is very obnoxious, but a very cute and wise bird, and helps his family for their good deeds
by Chicken Cheese :> September 1, 2020

Where you become a noodle in a special place
by PickleRikTheToothPik March 27, 2019
