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Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
by Brothy Water March 31, 2023
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Nose cabbage

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!
by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015
mugGet the Nose cabbagemug.

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!
by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023
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Brushed cabbage

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"
by TheEthernets February 10, 2018
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smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper
by Grannys wet April 2, 2017
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muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.
That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.
by whatever788 October 17, 2010
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

Cabbage Head

by King Renzo July 11, 2021
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