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Clearing out the bats

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009
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Practioneer of the brown arts

Slang term used for a homosexual.
Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.
by townsangst February 20, 2009
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throw them in the box

In auto sales, "the box" is the finance office and the final step in the buying process. If you sense buyer's remorse setting in, you move quickly to seal the contract before they have a chance to wiggle out of the deal.
"Tommy! The old man is starting to squirm.
Throw them in the box!"
by Mr. Wundirphal April 18, 2009
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Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.
"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."
by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010
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cat in the bathroom

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.
"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"
by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014
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discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?
Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleepletting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023
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