To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!
Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
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In auto sales, "the box" is the finance office and the final step in the buying process. If you sense buyer's remorse setting in, you move quickly to seal the contract before they have a chance to wiggle out of the deal.
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"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."
"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."
by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010
Get the Emotional Kick In The Balls mug.Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.
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Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
Get the discretion is the better part of valor mug.When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
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