Flat back filet

Having doggie style sex with a girl wrapped in the American flag while eating filet mignon

"You get a filet mignon from Ruth's Chris steakhouse?"
"Yeah, then I gave the hostess the flat back filet!"

by Mercian Male April 11, 2015

South Side Flats

South Side Flats is a blood stained, weed smelling, broken down excuse for an apartment complex in Dallas. Do you want to get shot while sitting on your couch? Move here. Do you want your car broken into constantly even when it’s parked behind what is supposed to be a locked gate? Move here. Do you like smelling weed in a smoke free community the second you open your door? Move here. Are you and eight of your closest friends from prison looking to rent out a studio apartment for all of you to live in? Definitely move here. Just make sure you aren’t handicapped, the elevator hasn’t worked for almost a year.

Yo I just got out of jail and need an apartment. Is south side flats still there?

by _Girth_Brooks_ May 24, 2019

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.

Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.

by Anonymo Dynamo February 3, 2021

Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!

by The Bizzle 1978 April 23, 2014

old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

flat chest phoebe

when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled

I just did a flat chest phoebe during lunch.

by Milfhentaisenpai April 10, 2022