woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

me when

egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals February 17, 2021

Ten Packer

A person who picks up insulin suringes for use of illegal drugs. Usually characterized by bad breath, missing teeth ie. typical trailer trash junkies.

Did you see that "Ten Packer"? He reeked of booze and only had one tooth.

by rxman9696969696969 July 24, 2009

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010

ten dogs down

Busted ugly. Can't even believe she's rockin that kinda face. You know the kind fellas.

That buttaface down in Longwood? Body's slammin but her face be ten dogs down, yo.

by J Peezie February 25, 2010

ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010

Ten

A word used to express that someone has just done or said something corny or stupid. Often accompanied by one hand vertically hitting the other flat hand.

"If the floor had a name, it would be matt."
"TEN."

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009