tabaqchali

Tabaqchali is a family that is well known for its kindness, and caring-ness. They also are very clever and love to help people. They also are very handsome and beautiful and love to help others. You will always find them helping someone or you.

Guy: "Hey look at the Tabaqchali's."
Girl: "What your Jealous?"
Guy: "NO!"
Girl-s run up to them.....

by T.T_xx_121 January 2, 2018

Tabar

An expression in Persian, which means someone is acting weird(Synonymous with Koskhol )

-Holy shit dude. Look at that man
He is talking to his dick
-leave him alone. He has tabar (Tabar zade)

by MmdLyon October 18, 2019

teabag

the act of masturbating whilst taking a dump. the two must be done simultaneously

aamir's toilet smelt bad after he did a teabag

by sha333 May 23, 2010

Teabag hangup

When a man presents his scrotum and uses it to hangup on his iPhone. The unsuspecting victim is none the wiser...unless using FaceTime.

That whorebag of a neighbour called me up last night to tell me to quiet down so I gave her the ole teabag hangup and kept partying.

scrotum
hangup
teabag

by Dirk Diggy July 9, 2011

teabagger

A two-stroke liberal who, as the active sacker, demands higher taxes from the working class, while at the same time, as the passive cup, pays as little tax as possible by staying on welfare, unemployment, or both, resulting in self-teabagging. This is a true teabagger and can only be considered perverse.

(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).

Without exception, a run-down shack with a rusted car frame in the yard, sleeping bloodhounds, low eves and high weeds, belongs to a teabagger.

(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.

by Parsifal's uncle July 19, 2009

Teabaggin

Mix any liquid with your balls and give that drink to someone.

Joey Teabagged my mixed drink and i didn't find out until the day after the party.

by Nikki February 18, 2004

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010