Lobster Tail

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.

Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?

by Dufflebag November 13, 2011

Duck Tail

when someone tells you about some they don't like, but secretly they like it very much. Very very much.

This fool always be talking about some duck tails about this fat chick he likes.

by dogdam April 9, 2011

power tail

A longer and thicker version of the rat tail. Bitches can't keep their hands out of it. It derived from the sport of lacrosse, when a young man wanted to grow something as equal to the Jedi braid. Who know's maybe his bros liked to see it flow out the back of his helmet.

#1. Nice mullet bro! Hey man that's no mullet! Its clearly a power tail!
#2. Ewww what is that gross thing growing on the back of your head? That's a power tail my lady, would you like to feel? Oh i love your power tail!

by LaxBroSoY February 25, 2012

Bang tail

A detachable extension to the back of an envelope, having a perforated edge and special marketing information or an order form on it.

We need to process this order of bang tails that were ordered

by zito normouse February 8, 2017

bustin' some tail-skins

refering to one's own ability to kick some major woop-tooshy!

Yeah, so me and my home-dogs be bustin' some TAIL-skins after work up by Grace's general store.

by Japanese Sumo Surfer..... 2 March 8, 2003

kids got tail money

This phrase is used when eluding to someones wealth. Saying they have "tail money" infers the fact that they have money for coats with tails.

"What happened to Duncan's new flat screen?"

"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."

"Damn. Kids got tail money."

by DJterror October 14, 2009

Three-Legged Tail

The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.

The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.

by Krandall Kramer November 13, 2012