Turtle Sink

The act of a student who needs to shit so bad, and all the stalls are locked, so they shit in the sink, and cram it down the drain.

Student1: Hey your back early did you make it on time.
Turtle Sinker: Nah, I had to Turtle Sink it.

Turtle Sink by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Turtle Breath 

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

Turtle Breath by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

Turtle Head

When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.

Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.

Turtle Head by A.M.R May 7, 2011

turtle wood 

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

turtle wood by hiziggity April 16, 2004

turtle effect 

turtle effect:what happens to male anatomy when it's cold outside

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

turtle effect by Eriiku December 14, 2008

turtle sneeze 

A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.

That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.

turtle sneeze by Alen Shravi January 18, 2010

Turtle boy 

A boy who had a turtle on his head that was made out of sharpie and sucks his mouth back in making him look like he doesn't have a mouth. His younger brother who is apparently "bigger in any way" acts like he's the daddy. They also have an older sister who is QUEEN of the family.

Turtle boy has the same amount of hotness as his daddy brother

Turtle boy by Bromieomie🍪 July 12, 2017