Symp

a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend. (aka arjun via natalie).

Arjun u sympin ass can't let natalie do that to you

by biscuitdogggg May 30, 2016

Simpsoned

Being retarded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, "This is gonna be the year," walk out of the draft thinking, "Hey, I like this team of mine," and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, "Fuck you Ricky Williams."

Man, Bill really sucks, he's constantly getting simpsoned in fantasy.

by Pauly's Dog December 22, 2004

jessica simpson

this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!

jessica simpson is not a dumb blonde! she is a beautiful person with a lot of talent.

by chris smith July 15, 2004

Sympathetic

A Sympathetic person feels bad for EVERYONE. Including people who don't even deserve sympathy, like murderers on death-row. They have sympathy, and are pathetic.

Mom: (reading news paper) "Aww! that poor Richard Richard Heene !"
Son: "Mom! that freak was playing America! we were all running around, trying to keep his brat alive!"
Mom: "I know, but all he was trying to do was get a little show."
Son: "God mom. You are so sympathetic."

by ilovemypuggle#1 July 20, 2010

Adoptive sympathy

1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.

2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.

1.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.

2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.

3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Symphönic Arch

Symphönic Arch is a Metal band from Manchester. Other Genres of the band are Rock, Gothic Rock and Heavy Metal.
Band members include Dominic Hunt, Tom Robinson, James Fielder, Ashley Bennet. The band have performed alot of times in venues around Britain and will be planning to do a tour of Europe. The band have released albums like Love Is Only A Key To Death and Metal For A Living.

Wow Symphönic Arch was one of the best bands i have seen!

by Dominic Hunt January 2, 2006

miss simpson

An amazing person who is great with children. Usually a science teacher and all of her students love her.

"why are you so happy?"
"I just had science."
"and....?"
"We had Miss Simpson"
"that explains it"

by brianlandcaster July 9, 2015