Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

geo-surfing

traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.

Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.

by Shaniqua Walters April 01, 2008

Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.

Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.

by hOLarious August 03, 2011

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 07, 2009

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.

Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022