Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.

Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?

by DrumBox January 7, 2015

The strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.

That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019

Stroke Video

A stroke video is when a man film's a video stroking himself.

Dylan just sent a new stroke video in main!

by Dej1299 May 4, 2025

day one strokes

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them

I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes

by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024