When you show up to work your night shift. clock in then dissapear to whereabouts unknown. Eight hours later you return to clock out. Nobody knows where you went and they think you called in sick when you really didnt.
by Glennamus Maximus November 4, 2009
Get the Ghost Shift mug.When you go Shift Key Crazy you capitalize every beginning letter of every word you type, or in other cases capitalize every other letter in a word.
Charles: "I just got an email from my girlfriend!"
Derek: "Damn she went shift key crazy, look at all those caps!"
Email: "Hey ChArlEs I ToTalLy LoVeD THe MoViE We SAw LaSt NIghT, I WoUld LoVe To SeE AnoTheR!!"
Derek: "Damn she went shift key crazy, look at all those caps!"
Email: "Hey ChArlEs I ToTalLy LoVeD THe MoViE We SAw LaSt NIghT, I WoUld LoVe To SeE AnoTheR!!"
by JAlexander3542 April 26, 2010
Get the Shift Key Crazy mug.Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'
'Maybe she's born with it?'
'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
'Maybe she's born with it?'
'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010
Get the Shift Dress mug.nickname for any painkilling pill that people abuse through sniffing them. hence the nickname "snifty". may include percoset, vicodin, etc.
by wangslu July 23, 2011
Get the snifty mug.There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).
Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
by k1m0z April 11, 2014
Get the Shifted-face mug.A 12-year-old little fuck. Hobbies include pretending that she is better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to her dad.
My name is Parodoxial Shift, and I love pretending that I'm better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to my dad.
by PSSUXMYDIK October 5, 2009
Get the Parodoxial Shift mug.The process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect penis. Can also be used as a passive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and bitch fits from their female counterparts. (Mental stick shifting.) Those accused of dick shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
*While a drunk dirty skank is giving John Smith a hand job, she starts starring off into space...*
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
by Ju Ju Bee November 12, 2009
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