Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

by Teknodruid June 7, 2017

Straight To DVD

A comment usually said in response to an unsatisfactory insult or comedic attempt. Derived from Disney Channel sequels that, instead of being released into movie theaters, are sent "straight to DVD".

NOTE: if an insulter attempts to redeem himself, only to produce another bad comment, then user is allowed use the follow-up comment "locked in the disney fault" if necessary. ( in reference to remastered Disney movies on sale for short periods of time )

Guy 1: i'm in the KKK..the kool kidz klub..
Guy 2: straight to dvd....
Guy 1: YEAH WELL YALL A BUNCH OF KNUCKLEHEADS
Guy 2: dude, locked up in the disney vault.

by jake de la shake May 16, 2009

Straight fire

Straight fire is a common Aussie slang. It's used to describe something/someone so unperceivably hot, that just saying hot doesn't do justice. In order for someone/something to be straight fire, the majority of your squad must agree with it. Fire emoji is a good synonym of straight fire.

Random hot girl - Hey Vin

Vin - Damn girl, looking straight fire 🔥🔥
Random hot girl - what

Vin - what

The whole squad - Oi boys, check this girl out.. fuck I swear she is straight fire, holyyyyy

Jordo - Nah mate, I have seen better

by DaddyMacCactus February 9, 2017

The straights

People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)

Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men

by Girl in reds wife January 1, 2021

I'm straight

I'm alright. In other words, I'm GOOD OR NO.

Aye Von you wnt this pizza? I'm straight. (I'm good)
"Can I get a cup of ice water?" "We got cups no water." "I'm straight." (I'm good). You can say that's straight or it's straight 2. Meaning yes

by REMEMBERTHIS4EVA October 14, 2020

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)

person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler

by mori13 February 4, 2021

it's straight

A.K.A. "it's ok." This term is used by a more ghetto audience.

Cindy: OMG that boy jacked your car!
Billy: It's straight

by logann hinshaw May 8, 2005